My First Dildo Experience Wasn’t Great – Eva Alordiah

Popular rapper, Eva Alordiah has come out to share her first experience after using a dildo.

She recently revealed how she finally came to love using the s*x toy, and Nigerians have been reacting.

According to her, her first time walking into a sex shop was in London many years ago and she actually felt a certain type of way seeing the several dildos available.

She added that even if her first time using a Dildo wasn’t great, she has come to adore the experience.

Her words, “I still remember when I got my first Vibrator like it was yesterday

It was my first time in London and I was walking happily down the busy streets enjoying the view.

People all over the place, shoppers, tourists, business people on the go.

It was all brand new for me and I was soaking it in, enjoying every damn moment as a JJC in London.

Then I stopped at a roadside waffle truck and that’s when I saw it from across the street.”

“Big bright dancing lights all across the door of the store. Big flashy neons and reds with photos of nude women and a big bold sign that said “SEX TOY SHOP”

I was like “Whaaaaaa??!!!

I knew I had to check it out!
I left the guy selling the waffles, told him I’d be back and began to walk briskly into the sex shop.

My legs felt heavy the entire walk across the streets.

I wanted to turn back around and mind my business.”

“But I also knew I had to see the inside of a real fucking sex shop!

Once in, with my palms sweaty and my knees quaking, I was immediately greeted by a big chesty guy who said to me,

“What size would you like? What’s your preference?”

Girl! One look at the shelves and I was dazed!

All shapes and sizes of Vibrators, in as many races as possible. It was shocking to me that this store was right there!

In broad daylight!”

“And I was inside!!!

I ended up buying a tiny little bullet of vibrator just because I’d have hated for the man to see me as a window-shopper.

Did I enjoy the vibrator on my first try?

Hell to the fucking no!

Do I love having vibrators now that I am in my 30s and wiser?

Absolufcking Yes!!

There’s so much good that can come from having a Vibrator. Turn on my post notifications so you don’t miss my next post!

What about you?”