Not handsome? No problem. You can still get laid.

OMAR BORKAN; The man allegedly deported from Saudi-Arabia for being too handsome.

“There is no doubt about it, and statistics back it up, handsome people get on better than those less fortunate. Handsome people have to work less-hard to get on” -Richard Templar in ‘The Rules of Work’.

Dear reader, let me share an amazing (TRUE) story that happened in my university days. I was with a male friend one night at our favourite bar. This guy (Charlois as I like to call him) wasn’t too gifted in the handsome department (you know the ‘he’s just there’ type of guy). He was nowhere near me when it comes to good looks.
We were talking about our usual stuff (rave cliques, girls, parties, lecturers and all) when I noticed this drop dead gorgeous female, truly Kim Kardashian’s look-alike a few feet away checking us out. It was so obvious she was looking our way that I knew something was going to happen. I was super confident that for the 3rd time that day as had become the norm for me in school that I was going to be approached by another hot looking lady. So I devised a plan. I was going to head to the Gents and sure she would follow suit, then the bad-sharp guy will continue from there.
The moment I stood up and headed to my ‘top secret location’, she hurried over to our drinking spot, took my seat and told my friend ”I like what you’re wearing, i love men who wear jackets and mix colours up a little bit. I’m Cynthia”. One thing led to another and sure enough, after a few minutes, she took out a pen and scribbled down her phone number. Then she literally grabbed his shirt collar with one hand, squeezed his pocket square with the other in admiration, then rushed back to her seat while i watched with a ‘what the hell just happened’ face from a distance.
It took charlois just a few minutes of ‘normal conversation’ to have the number of the hottest girl (later identified as one of the university’s beauty queen) in the bar without even asking (and this wasn’t the first time this had happened to him).

Women are hardwired to look for wealth, and mate with men that have it. In their chicken brains, they are the breeders. They need ‘resources’ and stick around men who have it(that’s how the evolutionary theory goes). They are consciously and unconsciously looking for guys who meet their deepest desires and there is nothing you can do about it.
But what you can do is CHANGE THE WAY YOU DRESS and have her thinking you’re a very rich and generous chap. By far the greatest and easiest way of conveying that you’re worthy of sex is through your clothes. Clothes communicate social status, self confidence and wealth. The better you dress, the more powerful your signals will be.

Now, I didn’t come to this conclusion on my own. I read dozens of articles and studies that discussed the appearance issue. I was stunned.

The truth is numerous studies clearly reveal the fact that attractive people:

– have more friends, larger social circles and healthier relationships

– have more beautiful sexual partners and more sex

– have better paying jobs

– and many other ‘unfair advantages’.

BRYAN OKWARA: Mr. Nigeria 2007. Rumoured to be the most handsome lad in Nigeria’s entertainment industry.

Obviously, you can’t fool anyone into thinking you’re rich in the long run when you’re not. But what you can do is play the first impression game. You can be the best ‘you’ that you’re capable of by dressing for success. People have hard-wired good emotions towards other people who take care of themselves. This means better relationships and more life opportunities for you.

So in summary: DRESS LIKE YOU’RE GETTING LAID.

Harrison writes for naijavibe
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