Read Yvonne the Unical Babe Episode 11 We were on our way to Owerri; Oseloka and I. It came like a bolt from the blue, the proposal. Oseloka had left me his room, together with the properties contained in it. He was already done with school and was awaiting his ...
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It seemed this particular chief had no time for small talks for when we got to his room, he only stared at me from head to feet and suddenly decided that tonight was not going to be right. ‘tomorrow morning’ he had said and slipped into the duvet, and slept ...
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It was yesterday at the hospital that I had found out the mystery behind the missing furniture in Olawunmi’s room. Yvonne had sold them for her medical upkeep. She had known about the cervical cancer for some time now, and was duped into buying drugs that could cure her. Yvonne ...
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Right now, my life was one big ball of shit. I could hear voices outside, the nurses, I presumed. They sounded like nurses. Don’t ask me how nurses sound. Cervical cancer, what was it actually? The doctor had said it could be cured. He said through operation, and that it ...
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Oseloka tossed the phone back at me, ‘Nawa for this your phone o. It just switched off by itself. Whatever it was you didn’t want me to see, the universe is in your favour’, he said. Putting on his shirt, he continued, ‘but it doesn’t matter right? Because I trust ...
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‘Ah! Precious, your parents said you were a student at UNICAL. I just did not know that this was the kind of student they meant.. So you now school in a hotel and at night for that matter eh?’, Uncle Alfred asked mockingly. Of course he would mock my parents ...
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It’s not like Olawunmi was specifically a witch. She just had gotten her hands into a higher level of runs. In as much as Yvonne got most of the “uncles”, it still did not erase the fact that Olawunmi and I had gotten our fair share. So Olawunmi had decided ...
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‘you are awake!’, Olawunmi sputtered and almost choked on her biscuits. She wiped her mouth with her hanky. She looked at me, bright eyed, placed her left hand on her chest, and exhaled audibly; which was quite dramatic. ‘Hmmn Precious, you wouldn’t believe what happened to me last night, I ...
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I forced open the door and barged into his room, puffing and panting uncontrollably, I stood, staring furiously at him. It was not his fault that some one I did not know was haunting me.. Infact it was his fault. A girl was seated on his bed, her back leaned ...
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Apparently Olawunmi had over exaggerated Yvonne’s no nonsense attitude where her uncles were concerned. The ride back home was fun, filled with hearty chatters. We had left uncle C-neke at the hotel, and were on our way back home. Yes, I would call it a home because it was truly ...
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There I was, seated on my seat, jacket tightly held to my chest, quivering with fear, my knees knocked hard against each other, I could feel the bones swelling. There three of them stood, as though they owned the place. The one with whom my eyes locked licked his lips ...
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‘Soo, my dad and mom just “retened” from Greece, you know, my dad has been soo engrossed “wif” mount Olympus for awhile now, it’s just too bad I’m in this goddamned school.’ Yvonne babbled on and on, gesticulating excessively with her fiery looking long red nails, her eyes blinked spontaneously ...
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